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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
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What do cats have for breakfast?
Why was the big cat kicked out of the library?
What is a cat's favourite colour?
Why did the kitten join the band?
How do cats end an argument?
What do you call a cat who bakes?
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
What is a fat cat's favourite exercise?
Why did the cat bring a ladder to the arena?
How do cats keep their fur tidy?
Why did the cat sit in the sunbeam?
That kitten's plan was...
This snack situation is...
My cat's opinion on naps?
The cat choir sounded...
A cat who tells the future is...
A cat detective always finds...
A very fancy cat is...
When the cat won the race, it was...
Cats love maths because it is...
Our house cat's autobiography is called...
I have four legs, no shoes, and I still walk on tiptoes. What am I?
I get bigger the more you feed me, and I sleep sixteen hours a day. What am I?
I am on a cat's face, I measure gaps, and I must never be cut. What am I?
I glow in a photograph but I am not a lamp. What am I?
I am a rumble with no engine and no wheels. What am I?
Cats knead me, sleep on me and shed all over me. What am I?
I am the only cat sound aimed mostly at humans. What am I?
I have hooks but catch no fish, and I comb fur every day. What am I?
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Paws. Paws who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Fur. Fur who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Meow. Meow who?